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And a week ago explained why atheism is aces to someone who kept arguing back...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:37:27 GMT

And a week ago explained why atheism is aces to someone who kept arguing back at £1 a go. The "does God exist?" I got today is too easy.

Tonight I have counted the hairs on a carpet, and calculated how many cans of...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:33:55 GMT

Tonight I have counted the hairs on a carpet, and calculated how many cans of Relentless would fit in Buckingham Palace. This job is fun.

I think I overheard a child asking her mother what "Cock Sucker" means. It's ...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:20:05 GMT

I think I overheard a child asking her mother what "Cock Sucker" means. It's probably time to move that badge on my bag a bit higher up.

Overweight teen loli-goth spotted in Tesco with her mum. They bought carrots.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:52:20 GMT

Overweight teen loli-goth spotted in Tesco with her mum. They bought carrots.

In this world there is room for Pirate-Death-Metal (www.youtube.com/...) and ...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:44:30 GMT

In this world there is room for Pirate-Death-Metal (www.youtube.com/...) and Pirate-Power-Metal (www.youtube.com/...) #swashbuckle #alestorm

YouTube Closes Down For The Night (via eddierobson78)

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:47:38 GMT

YouTube Closes Down For The Night (via eddierobson78)

RT @fourzerotwo: www.youtube.com/... - Awesome #MW2 Machinima by Michael Barn...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:00:39 GMT

RT @fourzerotwo: www.youtube.com/... - Awesome #MW2 Machinima by Michael Barnes that uses some cool camera tricks and new perspectives ...

This is all of you who play Robot Unicorn Attack: defrost.tumblr.com/...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:15:04 GMT

This is all of you who play Robot Unicorn Attack: defrost.tumblr.com/...

Robot Unicorn Attack forever

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:11:46 GMT

Robot Unicorn Attack forever <3

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#mw2 players, crazy Cold-Blooded Pro Glitch:

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:02:39 GMT

#mw2 players, crazy Cold-Blooded Pro Glitch:

RT @chris_coltrane: Still at karaoke. My mate Barry's misheard Ant & Dec lyri...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:27:24 GMT

RT @chris_coltrane: Still at karaoke. My mate Barry's misheard Ant & Dec lyrics: ♫ Watch us rectumite! ♫ Apparently he thought it was a ...

I'm playting nurse today after a fun night of karaoke and Miss @Chococat havi...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:11:16 GMT

I'm playting nurse today after a fun night of karaoke and Miss @Chococat having a bit too much booze. Most of the tidying done already, woo.

How Russian soldiers relax when they’re not head-butting concrete blocks with their heads on fire.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:49:33 GMT

How Russian soldiers relax when they’re not head-butting concrete blocks with their heads on fire.

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This is why you don’t fuck with the Spetsnaz.

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:48:16 GMT

This is why you don’t fuck with the Spetsnaz.

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RT @SavyGamer: Xbox 360 Elite - £148.94 savygamer.co.uk/...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:22:33 GMT

RT @SavyGamer: Xbox 360 Elite - £148.94 savygamer.co.uk/...

It's normal to repeatedly buzz every flat in the building if your flatmate do...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:20:15 GMT

It's normal to repeatedly buzz every flat in the building if your flatmate doesn't answer at 1am, right? I shouldn't have let them in. Cunt.

I just got a little depressed, I shouldn't have searched Twitter for this phr...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:52:39 GMT

I just got a little depressed, I shouldn't have searched Twitter for this phrase: twitter.com/... There's even a few under the hashtag.

Who drops things off to the charity shop and comes back with more than they t...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:58:27 GMT

Who drops things off to the charity shop and comes back with more than they took? Oh that's right, me.

Bacon rockets! It turns out it's not such a good idea, as the finale proves. ...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:17:50 GMT

Bacon rockets! It turns out it's not such a good idea, as the finale proves. www.rathergood.com/... (via @rathergood)

babypanda:

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:38:16 GMT

babypanda:

furorshit:

gokuge:

gokujo:

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More #63336 adverts, it'll be a busy night! Watch here: www.youtube.com/... I...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:28:41 GMT

More #63336 adverts, it'll be a busy night! Watch here: www.youtube.com/... Illuminati theorists note; triangles aren't evil, baboons are

succeedblog:

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:28:42 GMT

succeedblog:

inappropriate tetris succeed

Lots of cleaning throughout the day earned us tonight's roast dinner, and I f...

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:14:53 GMT

Lots of cleaning throughout the day earned us tonight's roast dinner, and I finally mastered perfect roast potatoes. Mother will be proud!

de die in diem : ２０１０.１.１７＠あきこさん＆スゥさん

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:32:23 GMT

de die in diem : ２０１０.１.１７＠あきこさん＆スゥさん

My girlfriend bellowed "BIG TEA!!" at an oversized mug earlier. She got what ...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:39:38 GMT

My girlfriend bellowed "BIG TEA!!" at an oversized mug earlier. She got what she wanted.

#f1 fans, are we doing the sweepstake this year? Is it five/ten each in a kit...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:19:18 GMT

#f1 fans, are we doing the sweepstake this year? Is it five/ten each in a kitty and then 2 randomly assigned drivers?

Either an autistic child has moved into my building or those are some very bi...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:34:04 GMT

Either an autistic child has moved into my building or those are some very bizarre throwing-up noises coming from a neighbour.

I just voluntarily ate a grapefruit like an old fart. I must be subconsciousl...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:31:27 GMT

I just voluntarily ate a grapefruit like an old fart. I must be subconsciously gearing up for turning 30 this summer.

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Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:06:42 GMT

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Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:05:00 GMT

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If You Were a Shark Owner, This Would Apply To You

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:55:55 GMT

If You Were a Shark Owner, This Would Apply To You

de die in diem : 撮影会写真＠２０１０.２.１１

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:50:53 GMT

de die in diem : 撮影会写真＠２０１０.２.１１

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Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:00:55 GMT

I've had to reinstall iTunes recently and also found some DPRK marches, so no...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:01:59 GMT

I've had to reinstall iTunes recently and also found some DPRK marches, so now 'Dear Comrade Kim Jong Il' is my most played song. Oops.

This is how you do a correct food shop. 1) buy 1.5kg of #bacon, 2) get home a...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:25:03 GMT

This is how you do a correct food shop. 1) buy 1.5kg of #bacon, 2) get home and realise you're still stuck for dinner. :/

kameism:

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:09:50 GMT

kameism:

For the record, appreciation is definitely mutual where @chococat is concerne...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:52:05 GMT

For the record, appreciation is definitely mutual where @chococat is concerned. #chocobari #officialstatement

eri-kamei:

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:37:19 GMT

eri-kamei:

bbb222:

pound66:

mifei:

gkojax:

cococo:

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RT @nic0: RT @fuse2dx: hahaha RT @bain2: http://i.imgur.com/gRDwe.png

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:59:54 GMT

RT @nic0: RT @fuse2dx: hahaha RT @bain2: http://i.imgur.com/gRDwe.png

Oh! Actually I forgot, I was also working in a TV studio and Steven Spielberg...

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:53:40 GMT

Oh! Actually I forgot, I was also working in a TV studio and Steven Spielberg threw milk over me and two colleagues.